Today I was attacked at the bus stop.
My assailant simultaneously photobombed my bus stop self-shots, tried to burn my pasty skin and poked me in the eyeballs. Good thing I had my new sunglasses, straight from the juniors rack at Target.
As an added bonus, these puppies look great with my uniform.
Since I am not responsible enough to have nice things (oh, swanky interchangeable-lens Smiths, I hope you’re enjoying your new home at the bottom of Willoughby Bay) and I have the head dimensions of a child, why not?
These will certainly spice up my running outfits.